How am I not in shape I’ve been running from my problems all my life.

(Source: daletech)

pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

(Source: pearswhy)

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

bewbin:

HEY GUYS ITS ME COOL VIDEO GAME PLAYER GUY AND IM COMING AT YOU WITH ANOTHER AMAZING HORROR GAME LETS PLAY TODAY WITH FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S MAKE SURE TO HIT THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTS JUST OT MAKE SURE

fireandshellamari:

I choked so much

hermanncrab:

just cut it off cut off my other arm too i don’t give a fuck

hermanncrab:

just cut it off cut off my other arm too i don’t give a fuck

(Source: hermanncrab)
ackermany:

zimbolt:

oh dear…

are you f u  c k i ng serious 

ackermany:

zimbolt:

oh dear…

are you f u  c k i ng serious 

(Source: zimbolt)

fireandshellamari:

when people upset the friends

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khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

(Source: kanesus)

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

(Source: ligerscout)

stability:

a work of art

(Source: stability)

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

(Source: indicaxdreams)
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